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Welcome to Anxiety University — where the campus is in your head and the curriculum is mostly overthinking. If you’ve ever triple-texted, rehearsed a conversation that never happened, or lost sleep because your brain decided to bring up something embarrassing from five years ago… congrats, you’re on the Dean’s List.
This tee is soft, comfy, and just the right amount of self-aware. With a bold collegiate design and a wink of humor, it’s perfect for those days when you’re spiraling but still kinda killing it.
Wear it to therapy, your local coffee shop, or anywhere you want people to know you’ve earned your honorary degree in internal chaos. It’s okay — we all have our major.
Shipping & Returns
Welcome to Anxiety University — where the campus is in your head and the curriculum is mostly overthinking. If you’ve ever triple-texted, rehearsed a conversation that never happened, or lost sleep because your brain decided to bring up something embarrassing from five years ago… congrats, you’re on the Dean’s List.
This tee is soft, comfy, and just the right amount of self-aware. With a bold collegiate design and a wink of humor, it’s perfect for those days when you’re spiraling but still kinda killing it.
Wear it to therapy, your local coffee shop, or anywhere you want people to know you’ve earned your honorary degree in internal chaos. It’s okay — we all have our major.
Shipping & Returns
Welcome to Anxiety University — where the campus is in your head and the curriculum is mostly overthinking. If you’ve ever triple-texted, rehearsed a conversation that never happened, or lost sleep because your brain decided to bring up something embarrassing from five years ago… congrats, you’re on the Dean’s List.
This tee is soft, comfy, and just the right amount of self-aware. With a bold collegiate design and a wink of humor, it’s perfect for those days when you’re spiraling but still kinda killing it.
Wear it to therapy, your local coffee shop, or anywhere you want people to know you’ve earned your honorary degree in internal chaos. It’s okay — we all have our major.
Shipping & Returns
Additional Information
100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
Pre-shrunk fabric
Side-seamed construction
Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!