





Everything Is Fine
“EVERYTHING IS FINE!" CROW STICKER
Screaming internally? Same. This chaotic crow is the ultimate emotional support bird—loud, unhinged, and doing its best. Slap this sticker somewhere visible to scream silently through the chaos with a touch of dark humor or as a daily dose of ironic optimism (and maybe a little emotional support).
STICK IT TO… WELL, EVERYTHING
Printed on high-quality, laminated vinyl, this sticker is durable enough to survive meltdowns, caffeine spills, and existential dread.
Perfect for your journal, laptop, water bottle, or any surface that needs a touch of comedy and emotional chaos.
SIZES
3”×3”
4”x4”
MATERIALS
Printed on high-quality permanent, printable vinyl
Laminated with clear, durable laminate film
Water-resistant and scratch-resistant
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hand wash only; avoid soaking
Not UV resistant — keep out of direct sunlight
Not for dishwashers or car exteriors
TIPS & TRICKS
Our stickers stick best to clean, dry, smooth surfaces.
We only guarantee adhesion to smooth textures—textured items (like powder-coated bottles) may cause issues.
Wipe surface with alcohol and let dry
Apply sticker and press firmly
Rub over the sticker a few times to activate adhesive—especially helpful if it’s been in a cooler environment
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
This unapologetically anxious bird is here to help you laugh through the chaos. Whether it’s for your own self-aware meltdown or as a gift for your mentally spiraling bestie, this sticker’s here to validate your vibe—with style.
Darkly relatable
Emotionally chaotic
Built for real life (and real feelings)
Scream into the void... but make it funny. Grab yours today and embrace the chaos in style.
“EVERYTHING IS FINE!" CROW STICKER
Screaming internally? Same. This chaotic crow is the ultimate emotional support bird—loud, unhinged, and doing its best. Slap this sticker somewhere visible to scream silently through the chaos with a touch of dark humor or as a daily dose of ironic optimism (and maybe a little emotional support).
STICK IT TO… WELL, EVERYTHING
Printed on high-quality, laminated vinyl, this sticker is durable enough to survive meltdowns, caffeine spills, and existential dread.
Perfect for your journal, laptop, water bottle, or any surface that needs a touch of comedy and emotional chaos.
SIZES
3”×3”
4”x4”
MATERIALS
Printed on high-quality permanent, printable vinyl
Laminated with clear, durable laminate film
Water-resistant and scratch-resistant
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hand wash only; avoid soaking
Not UV resistant — keep out of direct sunlight
Not for dishwashers or car exteriors
TIPS & TRICKS
Our stickers stick best to clean, dry, smooth surfaces.
We only guarantee adhesion to smooth textures—textured items (like powder-coated bottles) may cause issues.
Wipe surface with alcohol and let dry
Apply sticker and press firmly
Rub over the sticker a few times to activate adhesive—especially helpful if it’s been in a cooler environment
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
This unapologetically anxious bird is here to help you laugh through the chaos. Whether it’s for your own self-aware meltdown or as a gift for your mentally spiraling bestie, this sticker’s here to validate your vibe—with style.
Darkly relatable
Emotionally chaotic
Built for real life (and real feelings)
Scream into the void... but make it funny. Grab yours today and embrace the chaos in style.
“EVERYTHING IS FINE!" CROW STICKER
Screaming internally? Same. This chaotic crow is the ultimate emotional support bird—loud, unhinged, and doing its best. Slap this sticker somewhere visible to scream silently through the chaos with a touch of dark humor or as a daily dose of ironic optimism (and maybe a little emotional support).
STICK IT TO… WELL, EVERYTHING
Printed on high-quality, laminated vinyl, this sticker is durable enough to survive meltdowns, caffeine spills, and existential dread.
Perfect for your journal, laptop, water bottle, or any surface that needs a touch of comedy and emotional chaos.
SIZES
3”×3”
4”x4”
MATERIALS
Printed on high-quality permanent, printable vinyl
Laminated with clear, durable laminate film
Water-resistant and scratch-resistant
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Hand wash only; avoid soaking
Not UV resistant — keep out of direct sunlight
Not for dishwashers or car exteriors
TIPS & TRICKS
Our stickers stick best to clean, dry, smooth surfaces.
We only guarantee adhesion to smooth textures—textured items (like powder-coated bottles) may cause issues.
Wipe surface with alcohol and let dry
Apply sticker and press firmly
Rub over the sticker a few times to activate adhesive—especially helpful if it’s been in a cooler environment
WHY YOU’LL LOVE IT
This unapologetically anxious bird is here to help you laugh through the chaos. Whether it’s for your own self-aware meltdown or as a gift for your mentally spiraling bestie, this sticker’s here to validate your vibe—with style.
Darkly relatable
Emotionally chaotic
Built for real life (and real feelings)
Scream into the void... but make it funny. Grab yours today and embrace the chaos in style.